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So...a few weeks ago, David was mowing or something in the front yard when our neighbor comes outside. He's looking really nonchalant and working on some stuff in his yard (which never happens). David starts talking to him when out of the corner of his eye he notices some movement in the grass. Quickly realizing it's a four foot snake he warns said neighbor that a massive snake could possibly attack at any moment.
"Oh, that's our new pet python. We just got him." The snake is just roaming around the yard like a pet shitzu. First off, who does that? Lets their giant snake roam around like a new puppy. Don't you think he may need a leash for that beast?
"You like snakes, don't you?" he says.
"uh, sure dude" David replies. "Is it going to get any bigger?" (like big enough to swallow our children?)
"oh no! He's full grown. Four feet is the max for him." (Oh, I am feeling so much better, because thankfully a four foot snake is managable)
Meanwhile, during the conversation, several passers-by notice the massive snake slithering around the yard and express their concern for our neighbors safety. Or some of them struggle to control their dogs who are suddenly strricken with blood lust.
Then days later, while having friends over, he randomly comes to the backyard (which he never does) with the snake coiled around his neck like a cozy new scarf. Just sauntering around the yard. Oh, hey, you are over there? I never even saw you when I decided to wrap this giant snake around my neck and head outside.
Hmm, maybe I need to start causally using a giant yard hoe as a walking stick when I talk to him. Think that would send a message? Hmmm?
